[steel guitar] <bass>Well ahh ah ah ah ahhhhh<da dum>Caint buy, caint sell,Caint fly, caint tell [weroo]When Ah'll everrrr ...[weroo]be tradin ... [eer rru nrw]agin!<da dum>What's this Nautilus doin to me?Market wound up lahk worle wor-rr three,Got no beer ... and ah don't drink no gin,An Ah dunno ...When Ah'll everrr ... <bridge>But Ah'm lookin real fat and Ah'm feelin real thin.An Ah dunno ...<chorus>
Ok, I omitted the time direction: "Play slow."And, to correct an error of fact, I'm on the porch and I do in fact have beer. Saaa-luuuu, suckers!
"I'm on the porch and I do in fact have beer"now do something useful and fall off the porch!!!!!!!