In the spirit of the season, I would like to with the following the best of the holidays:
And lf course my favorite, BOZOBOT
Dear Illiterate Know-Nothing Bozo:
We would like to with shut up.
Bot. Bot. Bot. The guy may be a Bozo who can't spell but at least he wished us a happy holiday..., or something like that.
Wait. Why am I talking to a automated response? I think I'll have another gimlet..