I and my polo ponies are sick of the snow. I should have wintered them in Palm Springs as I usually do but this year I opted to leave them on our estate in the Hamptons. As a back up plan I was going to fly them to Palm Springs but it turns out they won't fit on the corporate jet and my dimwit boss won't approve my expense account if I charter a private flight.
I'll be meeting with the "big guy" early next week and I plan on lobbying for a corporate jet that can transport my livestock.
It's not that the jet isn't big enough, it's that the doors are too small. Either cut the ponies into small enough pieces until they fit or suspend them under the plane in belly slings like Eddie and Sal used to do.