Lean everything about it, the financials, the fundamentals, the management
Buy said stock
Brag endlessly about how well it's doing, how much dividend it pays, how well it performs
Dump it unceremoniously one day b/c you see another stock. Take the tax hit. Be sure and pick a stock you have trashed endlessly for years and said the management was crooked. Buy this stock at the high of the year.
Dump the new stock for a "small profit." "Small profit" is no more than 3 cents a share. Incur tax hit for that one.
Brag endlessly about how you never lose. Go back to trashing the second stock.