I forgot. You in particular should buy lots of stocks as Obama will certainly make things better. Don't you think? Also, recommend to all your other Democrat friends that they do the same. Please do. Make sure that they buy 100% margin as this will allow them to make the most money off of Obama's wonderful achievements. Then let me know how that works for you.
How can you lose with Obama at the helm? It's a guarantee win. Go for it. Borrow money on the house and invest it all. It is an opportunity of a life time.