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We should burn him at the stake first, and then take all his money and use it for healthcare for people who pay no taxes because it is fair. After all, he probably cheated on his taxes anyway and thus deserves no better. He would never have made any of his money had it not been for the back breaking work of the people who pay no taxes.
We should also make sure his children don't get a dime of it. Better yet, his children should be removed at birth and traded with children from poor neighborhoods. That way we can solve this wealth problem once and for all. We will breed it out of them.
And if they try to move to another country we will take all their money from them just like what Hitler did to the Jews who tried to leave Germany in the 1930s. What a progressive thinking guy that Hitler was. And he was a socialist to boot. There was a guy who knew how to nip these problems in the bud. Clearly the ends will justify the means.
And when we are done we will have a master race of poor people who pay no taxes. They will be of pure blood. And deserving.
We should probably re-educate the wealthy as well. We will teach them the blessings of orthodox liberalism. We can put them together in large rooms where they will chant liberal ideology in methodical tones while proctors walk between them carrying canisters of burning incense so that they can achieve an enlightened state of mind. Anyone who does not comply will be punished until they submit to the cause. Those who graduate will be given a certificate of political correctness which they can use as a letter of reference when they apply for a job. Embedded inside them will be a device that shocks them into submission if they turn their TV channel to fox news.
We can eventually solve this wealth problem if we put our minds to it. United we can prevail.
Raybans2: This has got to be tongue-in-cheek, pure satire or you now have to be certified as a bonafide lunatic with a wingnut bias. Grow up. If this was intended to be funny, it really wasn't.
""This has got to be tongue-in-cheek, pure satire or .....If this was intended to be funny...""
I think it was hilarious. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. For you to even question if it was satire is also pretty funny...;-)
No, I have truly seen the error of my ways and have decided to become a high priest for the orthodox liberal cause. The seminary of my choosing will be University of California Berkley. I will thrash my back daily with thorns to scourge myself of any semblance conservative thinking that still remains. I seek to recruit a following and we will call ourselves the flagellants. Anyone who makes enough to pay taxes will be allowed to join however they will be treated with suspicion and will only have restricted access to the elite and all knowing members who must be unemployed as they are too busy meditating to work. These elite members will live off of the good deeds and graces of the lower tax paying members. This is how these lower members will redeem themselves for shellfish acts they have performed in the past. And if they work hard they can become unemployed and elite members as well. When they enter the presence of an elect member they must kneel and say “Blessed is Obama, the giver of all that is good.” And when tapped on the shoulder they can then stand but must keep their eyes cast down as a show of respect to their all knowing elders. All will carry the little red book called “The True Path” by Obama, and will be expected to recite if upon demand. Anyone who fails at this will have to go back to paying taxes and be disgraced by the association of being called “a tax payer”, which is the most severe form or reticule the sect can delve out. After such an episode one must pray to Obama’s image while knelling on course gravel while chanting “socialism is good, socialism is good, I promise to be a good socialist.”