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  • pudshaft pudshaft Feb 1, 2013 2:11 PM Flag

    THE WORST MONTH OF MY LIFE...BY PUD

    NEW YEARS DAY I WAS AT THE GYM AND KNEW I'D GET THE FLU...I DID...3 FAWKIN WEEKS OF HACKING, HURLIN AND BLOWIN SNOT

    4 DAYS AGO MY TEETH WERE HURTING...GO TO THE DENTIST AND HE TELLS ME TO USE A DIFFERENT TOOTH PASTE..OK..I SWITCH

    2 DAYS AGO A REAR MOLAR BLOWS SKY HIGH...A 9 ON THE 1-10 PAIN SCALE

    I CALL THE DENTIST...GONE...AT A CONFERENCE PROLLY GETTING BLOWN BY SOME #$%$

    I CALL ANOTHER ONE..GONE

    AND ANOTHER..GONE

    THEY ARE ALL AT THE CONFERENCE

    I TRY TO TOUGH IT OUT EATING ADVIL LIKE FAWKIN SKITTLES

    I BREAK...GO TO EMERGENCY ROOM AND WAIT 2 HOURS AMONGST A CROWD OF FILTH, DEAD BEATS, DRUGGIES AND FAT NURSES

    PAPERWORK...

    MA PUD HAS TO HOLD ME BACK FROM KICKING OUT A GLASS DOOR

    PAIN OFF THE CHART

    FINALLY GET SEEN...9PM....SHE SHOOTS ME UP AND GIVES ME A SCRIPT FOR VICADIN...AHHHH..NOW WE'RE TALKIN

    I EAT 2, 3 ADVIL AND LAY ON THIS GEL #$%$...PASS OUT AROUND 11

    WAKE UP AT 2...CURSE WHATAMARKET THE #$%$...EAT MORE VICADIN...AHHHHHH

    GO SEE SOME SAWTOOTH OLD BASTD WHO DIDN'T GO TO THE CONFERENCE

    HE GRINDS DOWN THE MOLAR...WHOOPIE!

    EAT 2 MORE VICADIN...ONLY 14 LEFT..#$%$!!!

    DENTIST RETURNS CALL FINALLY AND PRESCRIBES ANTIBIOTIC....NO FUN, NO HIGH

    WAIT AT CVS FOR A FAWKIN HOUR WHILE ALL MANNER OF WRETCHED HUMANITY GETS THEIR MEDICADE FREE #$%$ BEFORE ME

    FINALLY GET IT...EAT 2 AND 2 MORE VICADIN...AHHHHHHH BETTER

    NO FOOD FOR 2 DAYS....TRIM THE OLE BELLY FAT THAT HAS BEEN STUBBORN TO LOSE AT THE GYM

    WATCH MARKET SOAR....EAT 3 VICADIN...AHHHHHH

    BETTER NOW

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