Those little boogers have eaten almost my entire body. One of the first parts to go was my hooch. The varmits even ate my eyeballs! Is nothing sacred? Speaking of sacred, why am I not in heaven yet? God better not be holding my dad's many rapes against me. I did nothing to encourage him and I was totally defendless. I didn't even enjoy it - he tore me up so bad that my anus and vagina became one!