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  • rogerjames55346 rogerjames55346 Oct 23, 2009 11:52 AM Flag

    Top Ten List......

    Top 10 Lines David Letterman Might Use to Hit on His Female Interns:

    10. Can you come to my office so I can perform monologue on you?

    9. I’ve got you booked on the late, Late, LATE show.

    8. I think there’s a place for you at Worldwide Pants, but let’s start with you in THESE pants.

    7. What say we go back to the green room and get a mic on you?

    6. I want you to know, you're not just another CBS Page in my little black book…..

    5. Hey baby, I've got your west coast feed right here.

    4. If you want to be on staff, you’ve got to get on board MY STAFF.

    3. I need a stagehand to take care of this prop.

    2. My last guest got bumped….now it’s your turn.

    1. Tonight's show may be over but I hope you're ready for one more gag.

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    • LOLOL

      Funny post.

      Insider humor abounds.

      No one takes the heat in the Kitchen like Letterman.

      Carson runs a close second but in his day things were obviously different..

      Notably you were taking a Letterman trademark device to make your point.

      You gotta credit your sources to be honest here.

      Ya fucking PUTZ!

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