If I Ran CBS And A 30 Minute Power Outage Fell In My Lap
.... During the friggin' SuperBowl....... WHAT A DUMMY..... I would have been calling Pepsi and Bud's CEOs on their ultra secret phone numbers..... and sayin' "Hey" ....."I'll run your favorite 30 second superbowl commercial for 50% off".
Hell they could have generated 50 million bottom line bucks. And that's only using ten minutes of what turned out to be the announcers rambling over the same things and speculating when the lights would come back on.