A man comes into a bar. He sits down. Places his backpack on bar and orders a beer from the bartender. The bartender, while serving the beer notices that the back pack is moving and he can hear music coming from it. Bartender says;" What's in the back pack?" The man says; " Open it up and see for yourself." The bartender opens the back pack and finds a 12" man playing the piano. Bartender says; " How did you happen to gain possesion of him?" The man says; "I found a lamp, rubbed it, out came a genie, that said I could make wishes and he would grant them. Would you like to give it a try?" Bartender rubs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks. All of a sudden the bar fills up with ducks, so many ducks you could not move. Bartender says; " What's wrong with this genie? I said bucks not ducks." The man says; " I think he's hard of hearing, do you think I wished for a 12" pianist."
We have a chinese nanny... Everyday she goes to moneymart to exchange her earnings into Yuan to send home to her family. Yesterday she asked the attendant...everyday I come exchange my US dolla for Chinese yuan...yesterday I get 200 yuan....today only 180...why change...why change??? Attendant says....Fluctuations!!!! Nanny says.....Fluc u white people too!!