That is indeed me all dressed up posing in front of my red spiral; however, the bike isn't mine--it's just something I'd like to own some day. It's sort of like someone having his picture taken while he sits on the hood of an expensive sports car that he likes but cannot afford.
Well what about the way you are dressed? That headgear. You look like the USC mascot Tommy Trojan. And that long coat at this time of the year in Las Vegas? That coat makes you look like may be a flasher.