... stop throwing crumbs on the floor.
The DHW must be in paradise reading claims that he's some sort of Novartis secret agent.
LOL. You're probably right. His agent number is 00DHW.
An analogy far closer to home, I suspect, would be a very young baby in a highchair throwing its rattle on the floor.
Mummy picks it up and gives it back, and baby promptly does it again. Anybody who has ever seen that knows it takes a long time for the baby to tire of it.
That's the sort of personality we're dealing with here. There are lots of mentally-subnormal people in the World. Some will have internet access. It's the attention he craves.
Did you see that post Historian commented about - from the id which commenced with AMLN?
Anybody who has spent any time at all in the AMLN forum over the last fifteen years or so must have a tale or two to tell about the DHW. I'm expecting some informative posts :-)