to complain about the Great Leadership? Do you have a large legal firm at your beck and call? Do you have lobbyists at all levels of government? Do you have your own politicians? Your own PR department? You don't even have a personal assistant staff, do you? Get real. You cannot even reach and touch the table of the mighty. How can you hope for anythng but the tickling down of crumps? Dogs must stay off the table and wait for their Masters' pleasure! Be good and obedient and you will get some dividend tax relief!
But I am wasting my precious time with you peons. I have seen so much need, heard so many calls for my talents. Since leaving that ungrateful nation over there, those people who will be anybody's dogs, I have come to realize were my genius, my services, my gifts of gab, truely belong. Had I known sooner, I would have left sooner. There are so many more Great Leaders over here who need daring, feckless, unconquerable mouthpieces for Their Great Truths! I have been posting for many corporations on many boards -- and finally some have contacted me! So now: No More Freebees of Wisdom Soup for You! I will be highly paid once again to do all this!