Forget this "save the Earth from Global Warming" shtick...think big, have some real ambition! Stop Continental Drift ! Down with Plate Tectonics! Subduction is just plain greed!
And don't get me started on geomagnetic reversals....
You know...I feel little 'geo-wobbles' at night lately. I'll just bet it's those North Koreans and all those missile tests, throwing off the Earth's orbit just a smidgeon.
Everybody on the next plane to Pyongyang! And bring your own spray paint...they don't have Wal Mart yet. .