you and the 3.7 other full-time productive equivalents they have to do your one union job.
How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb?
While the Union reps were reviewing the 10 grievances as to proper grade level classification, the company bought a new lamp with a light bulb included. Unfortunately, the company still remains in the dark waiting for the Union reps to reconvene on how many union workers and proper grade level will be assigned to remove the old lamp and install the new one. The company believes that this will only take 6 weeks and as such has temporarily outsourced the work to a fully lit Chinese company.