Well if she was under 200 lbs and did not wear them to Walmart it would help. She should invest in dental work first..Lend her a couple of puts to make a down payment on gym dues. Yoga is not going to help here.
Nail on the head. Women detect more judging eyes from other women more than they detect the pervey eyes of heterosexual men. But I'd just like to note that my sub 130lb wife has sheer issues with her latest pair of LULU pants. It's not the worst thing, but I was able to read words from the label tag while she bent down to put some socks on. I made fun of her and we just laugh at it now.
Full disclosure: I've booked profits playing both the long and short side of LULU. I recently covered my last short at $58. I currently have no position in it now, but I'd consider going long for the short-term if the technicals show support before the next quarter; however, I'd sell before the next earnings announcement.