It is with a heavy heart that I must cut HAL workers off the payroll to save the company.
While I do not agree that those so cut are totally worthless and the lowest trash on the face of the planet, I do realize that someone has to go and they are just in that category.
To make the transititon to un-employment as easy as possible, I am notifying all HAL security guards to bar those to be laid off from entering the HAL premises. That way they will not feel any emotions about leaving. There memories will be of the last time they walked upon our property, and hopefully at that time they had no idea that they would be walking their last steps there as an employee. Personal effects will be boxed up by the security guards and left in the employee parking lot for identification and removal.
We thank all these terminated employees for their contributions to our success and wish them well in whatever endeveor they choose to pursue in the future.