You don't brush your teeth for forty years and want to blame it on a fricking bagel when your tooth falls out because of tooth decay? It's not like they're making bagels out of rocks and scissors, you need to brush the few teeth that you still have sticking out of your head. That's like blaming a new president on his first day in office for all of the problems happening in America.
Oops. I have no way of deleting this. I meant to post this in response to Mimsey's complaint about her snaggle tooth falling out of her head after eating a bagel and wanting a new grill, a porsche and a Chihuahua because of it.