The Pugwash Sheriff's office will be conducting an investigation. Mrs Alfalski was under the influence when she bought that cubist painting from Picasso. She has 30 days to change her mind according to Pugwash bylaw
Investigation update: Witnesses say Mrs Alfalski was seen in a drunken stupor passed out on her front porch with a Mont Blanc pen resting in her hand beside the spilled pitcher of mojito slushy which had melted into a puddle. Further evidence points to 'fowl' play given that her hydrangea bush was trampled by some big bear like critter. She has no recollection of what had transpired and it has yet to be determined if she had been violated whilst under the influence.