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  • jimjohnson92 jimjohnson92 Jan 25, 2013 2:37 PM Flag

    Huge new profit boosting venture possible - pay per view management fights to the death!

    This transition provides a great potential source of amazing revenues for the company - have managers fight to the death for the remaining management positions while filming it and putting it on pay per view! Think of batman the dark knight when the joker breaks a pool stick into sharp pointy pieces, and throws them down in front of 3 thugs telling them there's three of you and only one opening in my organization, make it quick.

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