Itza me, you fadder. Imma come here bcauz u mudder izza berry berry sic fa you. Sheeza can no sleepa, sheeza gette direaha berry beery bad. The hole houza stinksa likea suer. All a da niborz maka funna ya mudder. Dey sey sheeza have a crazy sun.
Sheeza blame herselfa for you. Yesturday sheeza getta so madda she throwed urine all over the place. Now da houza stinksa more than an outhouza.
Sun, you gotta fix up uself. You acta lika crazy pirson. Pleeza Sun, don't telle everybuddy thatta youza my boy. Yu gave me diarea two. I wazza so sick I crap all over my caar seat. Now my caar smellza likea you room whenna you moved out.
Not evin da rotor rudder man can get the smell to go a way. Sun, you need to go and a make piece witdht da Box man whosa id you steel. Whereza dat poor man gonna put hissa Doody now.
Sun, u make a evrybuddy so sic. You needa get summer helpa. Maybee you go to da kiddy letter box and hava nice crunchy snak.
Maybe itza make a yu feela bedder. I hope sune maybe you cana drop dead you pizza chit !