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Dick's Sporting Goods Inc. Message Board

  • yy_wickey yy_wickey Dec 20, 2010 6:22 PM Flag

    I saw Bling last night, sadly

    he was in a DKS parking lot, trying to find a place to park his Yugo. Ya see, the lot was plum full of cars and shoppers. He finally found a place to park out by the street and as I walked by his car I heard the sound of weeping. Then the wailing began---'PLEASE you sheep' he wailed, 'dont go in there and spend'!!!

    I should have consoled him, but I was in a hurry to shop at DKS before they ran out of things to buy. As I left the store, the woman in front of me said 'Listen to that horrible screeching way out there by the street. I hope its not some poor pussycat'.

    I told her not to worry.

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