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  • grabsomesack grabsomesack Apr 1, 2013 11:57 AM Flag

    Breaking News - Atty in Trouble

    Atty arrested at the park today. Caught with a copy of the IBD over his lap with his pants down. He was staring intently at a female yoga class. Next to him was a tube of Preparation H and a little bottle with blue pills (why PH?).

    His son had to leave the charting desk at IBD to pick him up. With the expected court costs, it looks like Atty may miss a couple months of his $90/month charting subscription. So we're taking up a collection for him. If everyone that reads this can drop their pocket change in the collection bucket we can probably cover him. Surprisingly, even your pennies will help Atty (I usually throw pennies away). Yes, the subscription is only worth pocket change but that means a lot to Atty.

    Thanks folks.

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