No need to apologize. Just shut up and short it and hold your breath waiting for $22. Be sure and let us know how that works out for you.
However, please consider some facts that you have either overlooked or don't understand. First and foremost (pay close attention here… and feel free to have your 13 year old pregnant daughter read this read this too you if you're too drunk) is the fact that you are an idiot. If you actually have money and are managing it yourself, you really shouldn't. You'll just end up angry and broke. Buy mutual funds and leave the "mental lifting" to people who can. Just focus on cleaning that black stuff from under your fingernails before eating your Big Mac and grossing out the other patrons. While you're at it, cut those fingernails too. It's just gross.
Anyway, good luck with getting to $22. If it happens, you might be able to come up with the down payment on that mobile home you've been dreaming about. Might just even have room for you're daughter and her new baby to stay in the shed out back. Good thing she doesn't know who the daddy is. He would probably want to sit in your chair and watch NASCAR all weekend anyway (when the cable wasn't shut off) and who needs that.