THIS LITTLE FELLA HAS BEEN WATCHING TELEVISION
A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and
the little boy said, .....
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four
hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down .
the ONE and only
Is this WFC board ever about WFC? Seems to be full of irrelevant spam.
Is this WFC board ever about WFC? Not very much.
It is pretty much filled with post by the board resident racist and political nitwit, a few crazies, and a lot of spam.
Most boards are filled with spam now, but not all have racist and political nitwits.
first of all,i don't remember you ever on this board,(unless you have changed your id.
other than that,
have a nice day
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What can you say good about a bank. They are all filled with people that will rob you:)
Kev, that is one of your best ones, thanks.
I though the joke of the day was
This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him,
"when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe you'll do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year like maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather,
"Well how about you and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said,
"She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom.
She yells, #$%$',
and I holler back, #$%$ too!'"