His song can't be '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'! Not enough beer there to give each splinter their own bottle. That's gonna create a lot of inter-splinter jealousy! More likely is 'One Drink More for the 258 of Us'. The song can grow with the splinter count!
Take a couple of weeks off and OYSTER goes off the deep end. 258 thumbs up. Wow! I don't see how he has time to login and logout of each of the 258 accounts. I wonder what happened to the thousands of other accounts; doris, henritta, gusbell and all of those old names. Probably Yahoo blocked them for TOS violations.
I suspect that the guys in white jackets with butterfly nets will be visiting him soon and carry him off for a long rest! He does need it!