Double Dump, splendid in every way, is seeking Little People volunteers to hold signs on the highway directing guests to the Double Dump magnificent estate. There will be important people and dignitaries arriving and Double Dump wishes their trip to be carefree. Your reward for your efforts will be to listen to Double Dumps welcoming speech to guests of honor. Of course you understand your participation will be from a great distance and you will not be seen or heard. Upon completion of Double Dumps speech, each and everyone of you Wooden Headed Puppets will then immediately be shown the back exit gate of the estate by security.
Double Dump brings cheer to the Wooden Headed Puppets. No need to stand at attention but do stay alert for a Double Dump update coming soon. After you finish your labor of sweeping floors and picking ripe cabbages from the cabbage farm fields, you may rest and refresh yourself. Today also would be a good day to add shares of your favorite stock while it has pulled back but not before your work is done!
Double Dump serves as a role model to the lowly Little People populating this board. Double Dump understands the Little People's small stature but hopes the Little People will at least try self improvement techniques potentially allowing future generations to leave the manual labor of the estate cabbage fields. It is sad to think that all future generations can achieve no more than Wooden Headed Puppet status in life.
Of course the staff will be rewarded with several bottles of 2008 Catena Zapata Malbec Adrianna Vineyard. You Little People drink only cheap ripple and would not appreciate this reward.
Profits today are again massive. Double Dump will work late in the Counting Room and will expect the same of all staff. If one can't count the days massive profits, what good is the effort in creating such wealth.
Double Dump commends one of the Little People. Nice find TJ but really, Double Dump expected so much more from you. Work harder in bringing relevant information here. Less play, more work. Now move it.
But there is no reason for you Little People to kneel before the Great Double Dump in spite of your servitude and awe of the Great Double Dump. Rise up and get back to the fields. There is much manual work for commoners of your sort. Chop Chop!
to profit handsomely in this position. Double Dump hopes all of you Munchkins had your big floppy ears clear of wood wax and acted accordingly. Sadly Double Dump knows that most of you starry eyed Wooden Headed Puppets need hand holding in addition to specific step by step instructions already provided.
Double Dump is by far the smartest here without exception. Of course the bar has been set very low since the lot of you have well below average intelligence. Double Dump will do all that is possible to support each and every one of you Wooden Headed Puppets. Double Dump is a caring over seer.
Double Dump will give you Little People some exercise. Double Dump will start out with the basics, slippers, paper, martini. OK now, stand at attention with your eyes fixed front and center at the floor and await Double Dumps command. Understand Double Dump is not a harsh task master knowing the limited band width between each of your ears.
Double Dump expects all of you Wooden Headed Puppets to pick up your game. Nothing but nonsense posted on this board with the exception of the keen witted Double Dump. Double Dump knows that all of you are at least one brick shy of a load when it comes to brains, but at least show some effort in your posts. Otherwise, ZIP IT!
However, Double Dump still treats you with the lack of respect that you richly deserve.
Double Dump continues to accumulate this gem on weakness. Double Dump knows that all of you Wooden Headed Puppets would want to know!
All you long term holders need to sell and move on. There's nothing left here for you and yer kin. Did you notice how the stock has been going down. That's not how you make money unless you are short. No one here is smart enough to be short.
You are exactly right. Soooo, Don't be the least smart one here. You can sell and move on with your life. I never liked reading your thoughtless posts anyways. Same old, Same old, every single day. Just sell, move on, and stop posting here.