Reminds me of last year when I gave my x-mother-in-law Enron stock certificates...
"I miss you sooooo much" 🏃...💣
When: NOK = $6
Where: Ritz Carlton Miami
Food: Pistachio crusted cheesecake [ Mr. Coffee ]. Yak jerky and *420-filled brownies [ Cowboy Swoope ]. Pizza [ RGZee ]. Fried bologna sandwhiches [ Fr3nch ].
Entertainment: "Canadian theme" to include: Neil Young, April Wine, Triumph and Rush.
See you soon! 🙋
* For medicinal purposes only
I always have obeyed and respected the police.
Act like a decent human being, get treated like one.
You knuckleheads [too many to list], hootin' and hollerin' like the world is gonna end!
Even fartman got in his usual, "I told you so". And of course "makes me gag mewag" and pkstudebaker got their kicks into Mr. Suri. How do these mental midgets deal with rush hour traffic???
"How does one keep up and make mortgage payments and not have your kids get hooked on drugs and lost as well."
Live in an affordable house. Spend time, get involved in your children's lives.
"But it is difficult when you know you are being screwed and left behind."
Don't try to "keep up" withe the Jones'
"shoved in our face everyday with a variety of TV shows"
Change the channel...
READ THE BIBLE AND PRAY...
Let me guess you sleep with the lights on...
Air-guitar contest at 9:00PM! ✔
It's too bad the self-appointed stock guru [ fartman ] doesn't take this young lad under his wing. Guess he's on another white rhino hunt or test driving a Ferrari...😄
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. In addition to having a great mother I am fortunate to have two great sons. There's nothing more that I treasure than their love and happiness. May all you dad's out there have a joyous day. For those dad's that may have a strenuous relationship with your children, today is an opportunity to reach out and show your love. Remember, it is us who brought them into this world.
P.S. It's a double header for me today as its also my birthday! So this is what it feels like to be 30! 😄😄😄
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes