The boys 'round here, sending up a prayer to the man upstairs.
Backwoods legit, don't take no shlit, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit.
Shake it for the young bucks drinkin' in the honky-tonks,
for the Texans two-steppin' 'til the break of dawn,
for the DJ spinnin' that country song,
come on, come on, come on.
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna. Buy our album, we're Nirvana,
a garage band from Seattle, well, it sure beats raising cattle.
Lucky after all I've been through, can't complain sometimes I do,
Got me a Limo can't drive my car, life's been good to me so far.
U just might get a 30-Cent offer by Tuesday, if ya have no patience, aye Dopey? lol
Maybe they aughta lay-off suma them woikaz, get off their Duffs, get out there & do some work themselves. Because they chose 2b Lazy and acquired wells all ova da Map, they're also paying Lease Operators to the tune of $79M a Quarter. lol
Husslers shootin' eight ball, here she comes, Lord help us all.
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair,
poor ole boy, it ain't his fault, it's so hard not to stare.
How'd she even get them britches on, that honky tonk badonkadonk.
Zumbody said IB has shares to Short. They're Canadian, aren't they? lol
You too, with yer impatience. What kind of an offer ya think yer gonna get on Tuesday, 30-Cents/ Share? U need to Learn Patience and let This Gain momentum b4 getting way ahead of yerself, rushing to Sell it, aye Dopey? lol