"Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck, "We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight, I says "Let them truckers roll.!"
We shot the line and went for broke with 1,000 screamin' trucks,
n' eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus.
Sentiment: Strong Buy
I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main road,
searchin' in the sun for another overload.
I hear you singin' in the wire, I can hear you through the whine,
and the Wichita Lineman is still on the line.
Don't try to understand 'em, keep them dogies movin', rawhide.
Just rope an' throw an' brand 'em, an' we'll be living high 'an wide.
Howz he gonna sell fo' big money when the pps is sittin' on funny?
Yeah, we'z gonna do it zumday, have a little patients, it's only Monday.
I looked outta the window n' I started countin' phone poles,
whizzing by at the rate of four to the seventh power.
Well I put 2 and 2 together and added 12 and carried 5;
come up with twenty-two thousand telephone poles an hour.
In the desert you can remember your name, cuz there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
Corn won't grow at all on rocky top, dirt's too rocky by far.
That's why all the folks on rocky top get their corn from a jar.
Yeah, the boys 'round here, sending up a prayer to the man upstairs.
Backwoods legit, don't take no shlit, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit.
I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil,
and you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle.
Court don't take any of the things above into consideration. All Court looks at is whether or not books say they can pay bills, aye Dopey? lol
U Stuffed-Shirt Bond-Bagholderz tell us how much you're giving up or shut the Fugg up, cuz you'll be in the Same Boat as us StUckholderz, aye Dopes? lol