Fill it up or throw it down, I'm about to tear a new one in this old town.
5 4 3 2 1 I'm a rocket man, all you got to do is put a drink in my hand.
The boys 'round here, sending up a prayer to the man upstairs.
Backwoods legit, don't take no shlit, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit.
Shake it for the young bucks drinkin' in the honky-tonks,
for the Texans two-steppin' 'til the break of dawn,
for the DJ spinnin' that country song,
come on, come on, come on.
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna. Buy our album, we're Nirvana,
a garage band from Seattle, well, it sure beats raising cattle.
Lucky after all I've been through, can't complain sometimes I do,
Got me a Limo can't drive my car, life's been good to me so far.
U just might get a 30-Cent offer by Tuesday, if ya have no patience, aye Dopey? lol
Maybe they aughta lay-off suma them woikaz, get off their Duffs, get out there & do some work themselves. Because they chose 2b Lazy and acquired wells all ova da Map, they're also paying Lease Operators to the tune of $79M a Quarter. lol
Husslers shootin' eight ball, here she comes, Lord help us all.
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair,
poor ole boy, it ain't his fault, it's so hard not to stare.
How'd she even get them britches on, that honky tonk badonkadonk.