and coincidentally, adds $8.6 trillion in market-cap, which is only $5.6 more than it added this "week".
The Game Plan ... We'll scare the hell out normal people so we can buy their shares cheap.
It's a unplugged server, it will be fixed at the close, that way UVXY can fall another 20% in AH's.
according to CNBC.
As remarkable as it sounds, it does sound reasonable, after all, what's the point of risk measurement when there's no risk?
It is altogether reasonable that having a vehicle designed to track risk has become irrelevant in an market where fundamentally no risk exists. The availability of such a product could prove financially misleading and inappropriate as an investment gauge for the broader investment community.
which is widely expected to drive SPY firmly in high 280's so we can move into 300's before the end of July.
and is the Global Recession scheduled in Q3 or 4th quarter, can't remember when the forecast changes hourly.
and force the removal of the VIX as a useless tracking product.
and every cent is borrowed at zero rates.
the other two say they know somebody that hit a Brexit with their car.
Everyone is so excited, Tesla is taking pre-orders now, $2,500 lock-in cost, with $1,000 reservation fee, order now a save $9,000 on this wonderful new option.
but that's just a silly detail, nobody cares anyway.
I think the Defense Budget has about $1.2 trillion to invest in stocks that week, something to do with national security. If that sounds #$%$, just look at the bank stress test for an example.
it's the only thing that makes sense.
Dow adds 160, note that was in 18 seconds!