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vernnimble 9 posts  |  Last Activity: Jul 6, 2016 4:15 PM Member since: Feb 27, 2012
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  • Sandy's next door neighbor has two young boys and a girl. One day Sandy's neighbor was talking to several of the other neighbors about enrolling her twins in gymnastics at a local school, it cost several hundred dollars, but she thought it was worth it.

    As they talked, one of the twins walked in and overheard the discussion, and said, Mommy, Sandy can give us gymnastic lessons free of charge. So Sandy's neighbors all went over to Sandy's trailer to chat. When they arrived, they were met by two strangers who were also waiting at the door. One of the men said, are you waiting for the show? Sandy's neighbors said, yes, I guess so. Just then Sandy appeared at the door with beads of perspiration dripping, and said, who's next - seeing the women standing there Sandy was intrigued and decided to let all into the trailer at the same time. When they had gone in and sat down, Sandy jumped up on the pole in the middle of the room and began to strip. Well, needless to say, Sandy's neighbors were not impressed with Sandy;s gymnastics and quickly left.

    LMAO - Sandy the Pole Dancer
    Finding a New Place to Live as we Speak.

  • Day - Of course, not everyone is celebrating for the same reasons

    Sandy, the Jiimies, and the MMan are celebrating just having enough money to afford a warm bottle of Boone's Farm with a NyQuil chaser.

    It must be difficult to work the pole nearly every night just to make ends meet .

    Oh well, for those of us celebrating Independence Day for the right reasons, Happy 4th of July.

    - Vern

  • was just waiting for a drill bit to intersect it.....lmao !!

    One thing's for sure, the Market didn't allow any shenanigans on this bad news to turn into several halts.

    They be watching from now on.

  • The Carbonated Fiz Treatment to unclog the wells - This could be pure desperation in the hopes of keeping the wells flowing, looks like they really did buy stripper wells which are on their last leg. Two weeks to see if the process was successfull in hopes to get a few months of life out of the old boys, it's a gamble

    Buy Lots of Wieners and Mac & Cheese just in case !

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    Grabbing Reality by the Horns and One Learns....

    by vernnimble Jun 29, 2016 12:35 PM
    vernnimble vernnimble Jun 29, 2016 2:55 PM Flag

    Poor Fake Vern - still masking reality with Boone's Farm.

  • that before the 10:1 Reverse Split, they would be investing in a $0.07 stock paying big paychecks to management and heartbreak to shareholders...

    And, with 3,000,000,000 plus shares in the float, each 100,000 shares is worth maybe one half of 1 teeny little bitty thimble of oil. There may not even be enough to lubricate two fingers...lmao !!

    Now, what company is going to do an M&A buy out offer of $1.25 share for an oiler with a Market Cap of under $10 million and a share float of over 3,000,000,000 shares?

    LMAO Sandy, the Jiimies, and the MMan
    Visit Joe's Gyp Joint for more Vaseline.

  • Discovery of Huge Stash of Helium is a 'Game-Changer' for Industry
    Gizmodo - ‎5 hours ago‎

    Experts have been warning of a looming shortage of helium for years, as the known reserves are being depleted. Now British researchers have discovered a large reserve of helium gas in Tanzania...."

    Helium instead of Nitrogen in those underground caves...

    LMAO Sandy, the Jiimies, and the MMan
    Don't Forget to use Chalk on The Pole First

  • Reply to

    Blue horseshoe loves SSN

    by bridgewatereacharound Jun 27, 2016 6:53 PM
    vernnimble vernnimble Jun 27, 2016 7:00 PM Flag

    3 billion + shares outstanding?

    Surely you can come up with a better story than that?

    $3,000,000,000 for a company with a market cap of $9.97 Million?

    LMAO Sandy, the Jiimies, and the MMan
    Get Your Shovels for the Stalls

  • Sandy, the Jiimies, and the MMan.

    Enjoy !!

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