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a_car_however_fine 15 posts  |  Last Activity: Jun 27, 2016 11:04 AM Member since: Sep 28, 2011
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  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Jun 27, 2016 11:04 AM Flag

    Good morning professor Madbezos. Always nice to hear from you but intelligent folks don't hang out here much anymore. Most of us are jUST too rich to care, thanks to the authentic Doctor Clarify's Playbook. Funny how all those fake ones could not warn investors about ebay's brexit. It's because they know less than a pile of beans. Their rusting maroon Ford Taurus sits up on blocks leaking quarts of puddling oil while they sit there daily going vroom vroom. My Tesla S passes them like they're standing still. They're parked with a deep planted loofah for 15 years. That's the gift Flything and the Ripples Club gave them. Beep beep! Park that rusty old scrap! Beeeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Jun 23, 2016 12:12 PM Flag

    "Where have you been my been my blue eyed child? Oh where have you been my wandering young one..."? I know you're part of those missing "intelligent discourse" posters. Beep beep! It's still difficult to chat here since old Flything's Ripples Club Gang has to make everything so sleazy and greasy every day. Oil still leaks in stank puddles from their rusting Ford Taurus stuck on #$%$ cement blocks. They parked that scrap and walk to the Walmart with their EBT card. Beep Beep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Jun 13, 2016 2:43 PM Flag

    Wow Professor Madbezos! Everyone knows you're alive and well because anytime you post Flything's little sick Bean Team's gesticulates, knee jerks their gayness and publicly pukes continuously for weeks! I am so thankful you long ago talked me out of ebay's failing "stock" and got me into Tesla. My fortune and I sure do thank you! Beep beep! Ok Bean Team losers, tow those rusting old leaking maroon Ford Taurus piles of Mexican bolts to the side of the pavement so the real cars can drive by. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Losers.

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Jun 6, 2016 4:26 PM Flag

    Hi Professor Madbezos! I see you stirred the melting meth addict's toilet bowl this morning! Flush 'em already! Jeez. It's too funny sitting in my fine new Tesla S seeing your posts stirring up the Ripples Club gals. Those old broke losers with tattered posters of cars on their wall. Even some of them are stained by random 3 point bear shots. You certainly are their Master. Beep Beep! Tire tracks all across their Rippled backsides, I can see you had your fun! Beep Beep! Now park those rusting old jabber jalopies. Beeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine May 18, 2016 1:39 PM Flag

    Hey Flything Patrick Mitchell. I see you're still busy giving your free speech poster children Bean Team exactly what they want. They want filth. They want to daily wallow in their own filth. Beep beep! This is likely as close to being Board's Best Author as you will ever ever get. Ever. I'm so happy I chose HIM rather than you. I'd rather be driving my awesome Tesla S rather than to post much on your sick gay board. I can see you are miserable. Cool beans! Beep beep! Keep plunging those old rusting maroon Ford Taurus's while they leak their Ripples oil? Whatever losers. Beeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine May 3, 2016 9:47 AM Flag

    Good morning professor Madbezos. Always good to hear from you. Always good to know you're doing well. It's too funny to see the hate spamming worms up here crawl crazily whenever you post. You completely own them. It's funny to see the weight of their millions of harassing posts countered by any one of your rare posts. Bet your Tesla stock is rocking. I wonder if Johnie's rusting old oil leaking Taurus daughter snitcher stock has ever paid a dividend? At all? Ever? Beep beep! Get down off those cement blocks old losers! Beeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Apr 26, 2016 12:35 PM Flag

    Good morning professor. I'm glad to see you're doing well but really sad to see the endless pathetic dribble the Bean Team has to post every time you say hello. Your ownership of them is quite obvious. I'm doing great. It's nice to know our Tesla stock will keep us rich and happy anytime we decide to retire. Too funny that Fly's Bean Team has no investments in anything but hate. They will reap their jUST dividend below. Meanwhile, let the old pedophiles be pedestrians while I beep them off the road with my S class. Beep beep! Move it you rusting old oil leaking purple Ford Tauras. You've been towed. Beeeeeeceeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Apr 12, 2016 2:05 PM Flag

    Good afternoon to you too real professor. This board is a Flyktning Patrick Mitchell mess. I'm so proud I chose HIM over Fly. Thank God some sanity returns here overtime you post. It takes no I.Q. to see you're the real man and the children are total fakes. My life is rocking like Tesla lately! I'm very satisfied with my S. It can always be far down the road faster than any dumb Corvette can get started and clear its tailpipes of oil. Beep beep. 0 to 60 in 2.4. Beep beep. Move aside walking Bean Team losers, fat girls get no rides. Beeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Mar 23, 2016 1:58 PM Flag

    OMG Professor! This board has really sunk into the Ripples toilet since you let your dunce cap wearing board troll Johnie Osborne puke out his Ripples goo daily! It's too funny to think the shame of his snitching out his own young daughter Jennifer Nicole (and snitching out all his pal) and his old rusting oil leaking maroon Ford Taurus up on blocks pushed him over his tiny little failed pig tail pulling edge. Thanks for sending me a copy of Johnie's Daddy death certificate. It's sad to see how Johnie honors his father here daily. I'm ever so grateful that me and my pals raise our families right as I zip across the highway in my new Tesla S. Beep beep. Jeez John, at least try to be a wily coyote, Beeeeeeep! The Road Runner fools you daily. Beep beep! Beeeeeeeep! Pull it over old snitch. You slip is always showing and is quite Freudian.

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Mar 4, 2016 11:51 AM Flag

    Good morning to you too Madbezos. I see you're giving our useless Bean Team here another reason to "live" today. Hope everything is well in your life. Mine is good. I jUST have to laugh every time my Tesla S passes a GMC (gay male clunker) like it's standing still. Usually they are! LOL! Beep beep! Pull it over loser. Beeeeeep!

  • That has to be the funniest thing posted in months! Although those Pictionary posts are pretty funny too. Not only does poor Johnie Osborne admit he's (probably not) getting a woman's truck, he has to have women buy him a women's truck! GMC. Where even the trailer hitch has shrinkage issues. Even Flything's carpet vacuum exs drive manlier trucks. Real men drive F-350s, F-150s or RAMs, but the Ram reminds him of all his Ripples loofah taking. He could never sit still in that. Frankly, a Titan or Tucoma is far more manly than a GMC. LOL! My Tesla will be passing that jUNK like Johnie's maroon purple rusting old oil leaking Taurus. Alumni towed that eye sore away. Beep beep! Get off the road old loser. Beep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeep! PS: More public records for those who search?

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Feb 24, 2016 5:21 PM Flag

    Too funny! Even I get an instant melting response from the oil leaking rusting purple Taurus up on blocks? Vroom vroom says the dumbest car, while he beeps for Ripples 'chuck'. Just for the record: I married HIM, not him and you losers still can't get the names right after 14 years? How is that anyone's fault but yours? So you puddle your gaffs now in a circle while you cheek pat yourself with your other IDs as I go make sure your name is still on that pedo list. That stain will not come out. Ever. Madbezos has branded you USDA rejected. Beep beep! Beeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Feb 24, 2016 4:29 PM Flag

    Well good morning to you too professor Madbezos! I didn't see your post yesterday as I don't look at this evil board much. I don't think anyone does. It's just Fly's Bean Team breaking themselves publicly on your clever student's wit and humor. I see you are as popular as ever while a gaggle of children snip at you. You are like a well tuned Tesla S racing past the purple oil leaking rusting Ford Tauruses sitting up on blocks with frozen engines. You go beep beep and they sputter vroom vroom, while they are stuck in their room. I'm happy you pointed out the difference between HIM (who's old IDs they dress up in) and him (the made up name they're daily sputtering). The only thing those guys have in common is being rich. I'll never regret choosing HIM over Flyktning Patrick Mitchell. Good luck out there to you and your family professor. Keep on beeping on! See you on the 4th of July. Beep beep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Jan 25, 2016 12:54 PM Flag

    Hi Professor! Happy to see you're always alive and well. I didn't get near as much snow but a getting great traction in my S. Funny how all McFlyting's IDs all chatter and chatter and jUST spin their bald tires. Their old cars are broke on the side of the road, up on blocks or have been properly towed away. Beep beep! I am so happy I chose HIM over old bitter broke McFlything. Losers never win. Beep Beep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

  • a_car_however_fine a_car_however_fine Dec 30, 2015 9:12 PM Flag

    Hey Again Madbezos! I don't mind posting again that I enjoyed spending the holidays with you and your lovely wife at real Sully's marina. It's too amazing Sully owns all that and got it by riding the fools here daily. Fitting. I see your well nuanced accurate post is already getting instant melt responses. Too funny how you give those losers something to actually live for. Beep Beep! See you again when you repost this! Beeeeeeeeeep!

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