Taking pre-orderes now for $10,000! LOL!
The new warning label for the Gay community: "Remove Watch Before Fisting. Failure To Do So May Result In Internal Injuries". They added this after Timmy forgot to take off his watch.
I am frantically awaiting the Apple Shoe. My old shoe phone is wearing out and I've been holding tight for Apple's iShoe. Anyone know?
Goldman's offices have been cleared out today to lift the contaminated flooring they bought from LL. None of their traders showed up because they are afraid of dying.
It really doesn't matter. You could just fill out SEC Form 6969 - 100% money back guarantee on any stock you buy. If you're not 100% happy with your stock, the SEC will refund 110% of the purchase price.
Once again, I was right! "pat myself on the back"
They're just waiting for FXCM to officially announce the $300M infusion. And they'll probably do it after the market closes. And the stock *could* open within 15-30 minutes of the news.
Really, I've seen them do really idiotic things before - so don't be surprised.
TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!! This news just broke on the wires.