But then a faint giggle from/ the shill “Notthatblind”,
fracture’d the ghostly silence, / bringing more in kind.
Smirks from “Ag” and “Saving” and / also “A-B-G”,
were followed with chuckles by / “Nomo” and “Yankee”.
From “Herco” and “Zenoz” and / “I-R engineer”,
came the sounds of muffled laughs / ev’ry shill could hear.
“MIEster’s” suppress’d chortles and / snickers from “Fun_too”,
with “Vierjack’s” stifled guffaws / the sound slowly grew.
At long last even “Smart” did / surrender to fate,
with a hearty belly laugh, / lifting the floodgate!
Then a straight-face no shill could / keep though each had tried,
So all burst out laughing and / they laugh’d ‘til they cried!
Regaining his composure / newest shill “Fun_too”,
ran quickly to the laptop, / blocking the shills’ view.
Then at the height of laughter / he began to shout,
and with great persistence he / got his message out.
“Hear me fellow shills” he said, / “for the truth I say,
my former fellow FUN will / try to ruin this day.”
“HE knows we have families / and our friends also,
that we work together well / makes HIM feel so low.”
“So anti-DuPont rants HE tries / to spread among us,
squawking about C-8 and / spies and Imprelis.”
“ZIG’s so very desperate, / believe me I know,
to preserve his FAUX IMAGE / anything will go!”
“‘Tis best we not reply HIM, / let HIM rant and scream,
let’s go on with our party, / we shills as one team.”
In that moment ev’ry shill / knew “Fun_too” was right,
all clapp’d in agreement that / echoed through the night.
As the clapping abated / “Fun_too” with a grin,
and with a flick’d switch unplug’d / all ZIG’s lies and spin.
Then “Fun_too” did exclaim in / the screen’s fading light,
“MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SHILLS WHO / POST FOR TRUTH AND RIGHT!”
And with no more thoughts of ZIG / shill spirits were bright,
the party re-started and / all enjoy’d that night.
‘Twas the night before Christmas / and here on this site,
not a poster was posting / on that silent night.
And all the board shill-dren / with fam’ly and friend,
had gather’d to celebrate / another year’s end.
All their glasses and hearts with / good cheer they did fill,
and then all settled down / for a holiday meal.
Suddenly from a laptop/ came so much chatter,
they turn’d in their chairs to see / what was the matter!
It must be BASHER Herr ZIG / at once they all knew,
and with 8 more I-Ds ‘twas / HIS ALIAS crew!
There as THEY were assembling / orders did ZIG bray,
“DOUBLE N” for Imprelis / just say what WE say!
“FAN” OUR old stupidvisor / the coolant you’ll bash,
with support from “D-S GUY” / OUR words you’ll re-hash!
“S-R-NART” you are NOT Smart / so you must agree,
to back US as WE’re bashing / Benlate and safety!
“VRAI”, “DUDOLT”, and “SHUVIT_IN”, / split, pensions, C-8,
when WE bash these things you will / tell US WE’re so great!
Comrade “EAST” last but not least / BGLAD for your chore,
just fix OUR drinks and hurl slurs / straight from OUR back door!
As for bashing Du-PAWN-ters, / critics, and Chinese,
none of you need worry ‘cause / WE’ll take care of these!
And for all who cross US by / speaking out of turn,
“Fun_too’s” fate will befall you / and you WE will spurn.
Quick get the bashing started / come and heed OUR call,
Now bash away, bash away, / WE’ll bash away all!
So THEY started bashing by / any and all means,
led by old ZIG speaking / the English of the “Queens”.
ZIG cut-paste and HE posted, / so full of HIMSELF,
same-old same-old SPAM did ZIG / post from off the shelf.
Typos and grammar errors / ZIG just did not care,
fuel’d by EAST’s martinis a / BASHER on a tear!
All the shills so mesmerized / sat there silently,
like a traffic accident / that one must look-see.
Merry Christmas and Season’s Greetings to DuPonters, fellow so-called shills, and other readers, posters, and visitors who oppose funfundvierzig’s blatant and slanted anti-DuPont agenda on these message boards. Here’s hoping you all take some time off to enjoy a happy holiday with your family and friends. I’ll do just that and I look forward to seeing you all again sometime after Christmas. Meanwhile, thanks to the inspiration of Mr. Smart401k2012’s 1:05 PM post here on Dec. 14, 2013 and, of course, the constant antics of Mr. Fun, I leave you with the following holiday greeting for your entertainment. Enjoy.
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Folks, what kind of “reporter” doesn’t research his story before reporting it? The answer is a “reporter” like funfundvierzig who is really not a reporter but a basher instead. Today Mr. Fun “reports” again about the DD split, speculating DD may not be able to support the divvy afterwards. Rather than speculate one can simply dig up the FACTS, something Mr. Fun appears reluctant to do as it would cut into valuable bashing time here.
Had Mr. Fun read the Oct 25th on-line Chemical & Engineering News (CEN) article mentioned here in early Nov., he’d have known DD’s post split divvy plan. Of course had he done so he’d have had no reason to speculate, other than as a fear-monger bashing DD.
The article says the divvy will be split between new Ag DD and spun-off chem DD so the total equals that paid pre-split. It’s still too early to know how much of the divvy each will pay, as the debt load spun off chemicals will incur will certainly factor into the divvy policy. However, one can bet DD management will at least make sure new Ag DD, which will retain the DuPont name post-split, can pay what they promise. We so-called shills certainly don’t know the details and prefer to wait until DD makes an announcement before commenting further. We’ll leave the fear-mongering and rampant speculation to board clown basher funfundvierzig as part of his free entertainment package for readers here.
BTW, a Nov 1st on-line CEN article also provides more split info for interested readers. I visit my local college library, whose chemistry department subscribes to CEN on-line, to access trustworthy DD split info. If you decide to do the same, you might also find a Dec 16th on-line article that tells of HON’s $300M investment in LA to build a new plant to manufacture HFO-1234yf coolant. Apparently DD executives aren’t the only business leaders who pay no attention to funfundvierzig.