Boys, you are late to the party.
I have been making a mockery of Dilbert for many, many, many years long before you came along. I welcome your contributions though as they are spot on. I'm ore than glad to share the stage with you as we continue to show everyone what a clown this doofus really is.
Can you imagine what it must be like to be Dilbert? This is the type of kid that had no friends throughout his life and everyone stated he would never make anything of himself. This actually is NOT how it turned out as he has made a complete imbecile of himself so those people were not exactly correct.
When you are having a bad day just remember Dilbert and thank the lord you didn't turn out like him...can you imagine?
This coming from the clown that GUARANTEED $50 by the end of February.
And the clown can't figure out why people don't like him and call him names.
A very sad clown indeed.
Maybe if you would get out of your relatives basement and make a contribution to society folks wouldn't look upon you as the loser you are. Stop playing your silly little games and see if McDonald's is hiring.
No Dilbert is alone in his quest for a better nose pick.
Have you ever seen a dope who is more disliked than this clown? It's been so easy to toy with him for all these years. He brings joy to my life, he's my puppet, my little puppet.
Dilbert can't pick his nose correctly, let alone a stock.
If you want to make money in the market do the EXACT opposite of what the idiot states he does (or is doing) and you will make a fortune.
You wonder how dopes like Dilbert manage to survive in the world, don't you?
You wouldn't know what to do with a girl, clown.
50 on the way...is that the same 50 you GUARANTEED by the end of February?
And you wonder why everyone calls you names and picks on you.
Get a life clown.
You can only wish clown.
You would think by now a normal person would be so embarrassed they would tuck their little clown tail between their legs and scamper off but you are a dumb clown and stick around for more and more abuse and I will be glad to give that to you and more.
Tytus the clown...clown of the year for the 10th straight year. This is why parents all over the country, heck all over the world need to make sure their kids stay in school. If you do not ensure this your kids could end up as Tytus has...a clown that everyone makes fun of.