I had 100% gains today. I somehow managed to buy every stock right at it's very low and then sold each one of them later in the day right at their very highs...I know amazing but that is what happened.
Can't wait for tomorrow where I can come up with more imaginary, whoops excuse me I mean money making trades.
I made two trillion dollars this morning Dilbert. I bought every stock at it's absolute low. Amazing, I know but I did it.
Of course there are no trades to show because the stock never opened at those amounts.
All this does is continue to show what a complete good, idiot and liar Dilbert is.
The lesson here....make sure your kids go to school or they could end up like Dilbert and his idol Subway Jared.
For a very obvious reason Jack H. Off likes food related stocks thus his obsession with BGS foods where he is losing his shirt as well. Shawna has an obvious obsession with food thus her large frame... I'm been told she now tips the scale at just over 700 pounds.
I never understood men who have a 'thing" for large women but to each his/her own.
I can see LOCO going to single digits next week with a continuing market sell off. I lucked out selling the stock at $40.40...usually I get stuck with some real dogs so counting my blessings with that correct sale. Wish I could say the same about some of my other losers.
Quite the week being down over 1000 points and over 1200 points for the month.
Jack H. Off took his 692 pound girlfriend Shawna to an El Pollo Loco last night and she threw a fit, thought he was talking her to her favorite buffet FEED ME MORE. I guess they had to call security but they couldn't get her out the door so they just left her there overnight. The soda machine was empty when employee's arrived this morning.
Dilbert...nobody cares what you think. You just don't get that do you?
With all the money you are losing how are you affording new weekly pocket protectors?
March 13th ...$16.25
Down............42% in five months.
How's that "shortcoming" of yours working out for ya Stinky?