It's true. After a decade of major suckage, they're actually moving the needle. Looks like I won't have to organize another proxy fight.
Problem is that it's a very crowded trade. It's not hard to see that TSLA is absurdly valued, so there are lots of players on the short side -- check out the options chains, the premium is pretty stifff. I've been making money on the short side via puts, but my yield is definitely not what it should be because of the stiff rent of the premium. Plus the fact that Dear Leader Musk can prop up the price in the short run by dumb edicts like the recent talk about "game changing" storage batteries and range-extending software updates. So, despite the obvious short play, it's not like shooting fish in a barrel.
Really? You're going to crow about a 3% move? On a stock with a huge beta and a ton of question-marks, with a solidly established downtrend over months? Dude, you're the dip shiznet.
Yeah. But it's a battery that evaporates passively at about 30% per year. Oh, and municipalities and agriculture have a first lien. It's sorta like you don't have a brain.
He said "TOLD YOU". That's the past tense. I see no recent high. Pay attention to time. Newsflash: It's linear, and travels in one direction.
... and if you can't see that, there's no hope for you. The only thing keeping this stock alive is a fairy-tale. It's going to be a very expensive one.
Heh. Bubble talk. It's just the kind of hyperbole the market generates before the bubble pops.
You know what I love to do? Dig up recent posting like this one -- ones that are patently, fatuously wrong. Wrong wrong and wrong again. Longs are the only ones getting killed.
... then the rest of the media will pile on. Wait 'till 40 Hours jumps in. Then you longs will all feel the pain. I, for one, cannot wait.
Congratulations! You've finally learned to count. I bet your parents are so proud. If you know who your parents are, that is...
... and you can cast your vote by hitting ignore for the guy who brought the word "dirtyjuew" to the chat board. What a prince!
Oh, you have the gift 'o the blarny stone. Happy St. Patricks. Except you're going to lose all your green. So, not so happy...