You cared so much about the women and children in the Gaza Strip that you bought stock in an ammunition-maker that supplies the Israeli military, Bitty. But you won't talk about that.
You'll spend your days making the posts that make you pout "go away".
Quick, get out the eraser.
Great call, Kenny.
Hey, make up another username and reply to yourself. Don't forget to congratulate yourself on a "great post".
Now, get out the eraser before your mascara starts to run.
Ah, now I understand.