Goober is an open borders RINO fool and former boozum bud of the late wide load chapaquitic teddy, who only a fellow fool or RINO would vote for.
TacoBoy light sans the dementia and without the drooling.
True of Thur, but Fri?
Not so much.
26.50 may have been important to some options sells but it's otherwise just a number neither particularly significant or having any of the sex appeal to numerologists occultist freemasons or math geeks... such as a nice round one like 30 for instance.
You couldn't even keep a door open with a Carl Yastrzemski rookie card.
Point being, a thing is worth exactly what you or someone else will pay for it.
That Yaz rook card? Not being a baseball fan or into sports memorabilia at all, may not have even the slightest value to you, yet you'd be happy to buy it anyway knowing you could sell it at a profit to someone else who would in fact value it, or who figured he could sell it again for even more to someone else, be that person a collector or merely another speculator taking a gamble in buying for the same reason (in market parlance what's going on here being often referred to as the greater fool principle) .
The stock market operates exactly that way. Why prospects earnings hire and fire of corporate wigs good news bad news balance sheet machinations and chicanery sector cache fluctuations in the base commodity analysts opinions and all the fooh foh rah affecting share price are meaningless when liquidity dries up in moments of market clarity, aka in the periodic sudden realization that the shares you own in and of themselves aren't and never could be in times like that worth the paper they aren't even printed on anymore.
Beanie Babys Cabbage Patch Kids Tulip Bulbs and Wiley Coyote suspended over the canyon suddenly realizing he's being held up by nothing more substantial than a cartoonist's whim.
Actually it does at times... or at least seems to to those who feel especially blessed and are inclined to give credence to such things when the mojo appears to be working.
If you're a baseball fan witness how often some players cross themselves when stepping into the batter's box, or point skyward after hitting a homerun.
Hey, if God can be a sports fan, He's at least as likely to be playing the market.
Right. Big Pharma may be calculatedly pumping poison into us but they'd never go outside USDA regs by printing false content on the drugs they peddle. So juss make sure you read the fine print on those labels (looking for words like, oh, cyanide, arsenic, strychnine, anthrax, hydrochloric acid, Easy Off oven cleaner, Drano, nuclear waste and such) while taking note of any skulls and crossbones that may appear there, and you'll be perfectly safe.
I once worked with a guy who was very short (and this is a true story) who bragged that he saved lots of money on clothes because he could buy his suits off the rack in the Kid's department at Sears.
My question to him was, "Yeah, but aren't you just a little embarrassed going around wearing a suit with Winnie the Pooh on the pocket?"
Only I believe a retest down there for crude would bode worse for share prices this time as it would resurrect much of the single digit panic while wringing out mosta the tenuously accumulated optimism.
Just me though, and not agreeing necessarily.
But yeah, could happen.
And really, not nearly so grim a prediction as it could be.
Not entirely true.
Check out gubmint bookkeeping methods i.e. how big nanny computes what they claim to be budget cuts, program downsizing, spending reductions and those weekly unemployment figures for instance.
You know, The sorta Emeril Legasse accounting practices routine with Big Nanny that got Boiny Madoff jailed.
That accounts for the footprints and the flurry of sightings reported in the tabloids back then.
Guess those assorted drunks and toothless yokels' stories weren't entirely fueled by cheap hooch and impaired cognition from generational inbreeding after all.
anyway sis, It might be a good idea to get Hillary to look up that crew who staged the moon landing to mock up a more believable history that matches the one she and bubba have been peddling, and while she's at it get emiril lagasse and that foul mouthed Brit television chef to help out their accountants for the same reason.
Worm, I guarantee, if you could multiply, if the authorities couldn't do anything about it? An alliance of concerned citizens taking matters into their own hands would.
Just as they did with Dr Frankenstein's late creation.
Who, all plusses and minuses tallied and weighed against each other, had considerably more charm and amiability than you have.
Hey, I'm just glad when a politician doesn't claim that (an' this is juss for starters), the children are gonna starve without their tax funded free school lunch and breakfast while the seas rise neck high on the coasts makin' the statue of liberty accessible only by submarine not only drowning the polar bears in the wild (a given) but the ones at the bronx zoo, with the air getting so bad I'm gonna hafta chew it like a cheap steak before I can breath it, oh, and by the way, I might's well order that tombstone in advance to avoid the rush cuz that's what the other party aka their opponent has in store for me if I don't do the right thing and vote for them instead.
Thing about that tombstone is I already got one uh them things, having years ago taken al gore's word frit we'd all be dead by 2007 making the panicky mistake after his election loss of having that date filled.
Hey, juss try getting yer money back sellin wunna *those* on ebay.
You're forgetting your Dale Carnegie, newman.
Gave you a rec anyway. I mean, being no fool myself I guess it was required of me, eh?
Fiscal responsibility (much like getting outta be before noon) is always a drag, ain't it abner?
Come tuh think of it, almost anything involving responsibility is.
Less it involves shifting it from one's self to some other guy.
Too bad your IQ doesn't match my "tangible success", ab.
Rather than having to settle for one that on a very good day (provided they let you take the test home and allowed a more gifted close relative to help you out) just might measure up to the late Billy Barty#$%$ size.