. . . to Formaldehyde ?
This way he can generously help out all the poor, poor folks who are removing the flooring and suing for damages. hmmmm , that makes sense.
Imagine having a 9 million dollar portfolio filled with LL and today that same person is only worth 3 million dollars. This stock has dropped by over 2/3rds and these horrible 60 MINUTES people exposed the potential of this company going to ZERO.
The solution - EVERYONE SHOULD BUY to help the cause. At least get this portfolio back up to 4-5 million so these people can retire. These people are in their late 50s and 60s and they want out. What if it drops to zero and these people have to live on social security. Just BUY a few hundred shares today and be a buddy. Don't worry, Chinese flooring laced with formaldehyde will be back in style soon.
Due to the growth nature of weeping willow trees, the Chinese floorboard makers found it necessary to add high doses of formaldehyde. They found that if not, the tree would begin to grow twigs. Chinese floorboarder Wang Foo says " We cook wots of fermwaldeehigh in dee woos to stop gwoth"
60 MINUTES has the answer.
I meant to say SELL SELL SELL .I mean, come on. You can't expect this flooring stock to be good for anything but HOME HEATING FUEL . This is MONEY GOING UP IN SMOKE.
The news for formaldehyde laced lumber is not all bad. Take that plank of Chinese flooring and pulverize it in your Ninja blender along with a cup of your favorite juice. The wood will act as roughage and the formaldehyde will have you moving out on both ends. One may have to endure a few days on the toilet bowl unloading and vomiting but it will certainly clean house.
If you find yourself unable to breath, well, it could be that you got the flooring that did not conform to California standards.
Congo King lost a mint in the past 10 days by staying LONG on the Lumby dog. Now he is just looking for that formaldehyde induced dead cat bounce so he can pay this month's mortgage and pay the minimum balance on his maxed out credit card. Please help him and BUY BUY BUY LL this morning.
Parents begging, pleading for their son "Let our little Jimmy LIVE. We got that Chinese Formaldehyde flooring when our boy was young. . . ." and then they broke into tears.
Well, here is one where I think old Jimmy boy the orange haired freak, needs a non-stop lung filling of formaldehyde. That's all folks.
The Mexican Cartel may be the ones behind the 60 minutes story. The word is out that the Mexicans wanted to make the formaldehyde flooring but for little more than a peso a yard, the Lumby boys went Chinese.
Pedro Ortega says "Si Senior, we do dis to show, no one messes weed our wood trade".
Frank Burnside used a special wood to smoke the meat he served his aged mother, whose favorite meal was smoked BBQ pig. What was the murder weapon of choice ? Formaldehyde flooring made in China. Good old Frank wanted that inheritance sooner than it's time so he made Mama a special plate that smoked her out - FOR GOOD !!
A little amateur police work figured out Frankie's goal. Now he gets three squares in the slammer. Pass the sauce, please.
The LGBT people are upset because they never wanted to be weirdoes and they weren't born this way. THEY ARE DISCOVERING THAT THEY WERE ON THE FLOOR SNIFFING FORMALDEHYDE and that is why they turned out STRANGE. The formaldehyde triggers a weird neuron in the brain that makes them abnormal. LOOK OUT - The law suits are going to be hefty. It will be an expensive transformation to make these freaks normal again.
Those in the exterminator business have added a new "tool" to their belts when it comes to removing beavers from their homes. Vern the Varmint Killer says he has taken the floor boards that have the Chinese formaldehyde and stakes about 50 boards around the home of a beaver. The beaver's home is filled with formaldehyde, and usually within a two week period, you will see a family of beavers floating bloated upside down, and the job is done.
Vern, when asked if he would use this flooring his home replied "You think I wanna look like a floating beaver ?".
On the other side of the equation, Animal rights organizations are demanding that Vern stop using this horrid extermination tool, saying that the formaldehyde is polluting all the waters and will potentially destroy other creatures in the water.
Vern claims its all compliant by California formaldehyde standards, as stated on the boxes of the flooring.
that the Formaldehyde ain't nuttin. Then he needs to say some thug cool stuff and all be good in da hood. Get B.E.T. poppin' out awl dem ads and da stock go up in a ghetto flash.
Is like buying an old gas station from the 1960's that closed and you will become responsible for all the problems associated with it. Whether you like this lumber company or not, well, you are taking on some unknown liabilities. You already know the truth gets stretched.
Those Chinese people eking out a living in the thick of formaldehyde say it is OK. In fact, if you want a cheaper product, they'll add even more and slap an organic, all natural, California emissions approved label on the packaging if you want. How bout an ANIMAL AND KID friendly label , made in Montana with AMERICAN hard woods label ? Why not add UNION MADE proudly in AMERICA and include an EAGLE on the label a some red, white, and blue flag ?
That makes me wanna buy some good flooring stock. BUY BUY BUY