The LGBT people are upset because they never wanted to be weirdoes and they weren't born this way. THEY ARE DISCOVERING THAT THEY WERE ON THE FLOOR SNIFFING FORMALDEHYDE and that is why they turned out STRANGE. The formaldehyde triggers a weird neuron in the brain that makes them abnormal. LOOK OUT - The law suits are going to be hefty. It will be an expensive transformation to make these freaks normal again.
Those in the exterminator business have added a new "tool" to their belts when it comes to removing beavers from their homes. Vern the Varmint Killer says he has taken the floor boards that have the Chinese formaldehyde and stakes about 50 boards around the home of a beaver. The beaver's home is filled with formaldehyde, and usually within a two week period, you will see a family of beavers floating bloated upside down, and the job is done.
Vern, when asked if he would use this flooring his home replied "You think I wanna look like a floating beaver ?".
On the other side of the equation, Animal rights organizations are demanding that Vern stop using this horrid extermination tool, saying that the formaldehyde is polluting all the waters and will potentially destroy other creatures in the water.
Vern claims its all compliant by California formaldehyde standards, as stated on the boxes of the flooring.
that the Formaldehyde ain't nuttin. Then he needs to say some thug cool stuff and all be good in da hood. Get B.E.T. poppin' out awl dem ads and da stock go up in a ghetto flash.
Is like buying an old gas station from the 1960's that closed and you will become responsible for all the problems associated with it. Whether you like this lumber company or not, well, you are taking on some unknown liabilities. You already know the truth gets stretched.
Those Chinese people eking out a living in the thick of formaldehyde say it is OK. In fact, if you want a cheaper product, they'll add even more and slap an organic, all natural, California emissions approved label on the packaging if you want. How bout an ANIMAL AND KID friendly label , made in Montana with AMERICAN hard woods label ? Why not add UNION MADE proudly in AMERICA and include an EAGLE on the label a some red, white, and blue flag ?
That makes me wanna buy some good flooring stock. BUY BUY BUY
New study at Westive College for the Blind show that child beatings are 3 times higher in homes with FORMALDEHYDE Chinese flooring. Wilma Whites of East Cove, Wyoming says "It may be because these people live in lower income lifestyles or possibly the formaldehyde affects the parents brains or possibly, the children are more effected by the poisons and are acting up, thereby causing the parents more frustration."
Children who are black are 4 times likely to use the EN word if they have Chinese formaldehyde flooring installed in their apartment units than those who have any other type of flooring.
Derek Chester was just about ready to win a custody battle for his 7 year old son but because he just got new formaldehyde flooring he was put on a two year hold to see what the outcome of the flooring investigation.
like that little caffeine headache that frustrates your day, Formaldehyde is seeping into people's bodies like a creeping worm, and that worm is lodging into your liver, your brain, and other sensitive tissues. The bodily functions are being impeded by this poison that spreads, shutting down slowly, or causing malfunctions of one structure after another, till finally, there is no choice but to submit to pain killers to mask the excruciating suffering. Lastly comes the morphine drip when you or your loved one concludes there is no other option. Flat lined , you go on to the next world and find yourself in a paneled room of pure formaldehyde.
You think to yourself, well , at least I saved 20% when I bought my flooring.
When I came home to do my business in the bathroom, I noticed my kids unraveled the toilet paper onto our freshly done wood floor which has been noted to have a high amount of formaldehyde. After taking care of business and having used that toilet paper that was on the floor, I had a severe twitch on my bum that made me do the itchy. I sure hope this is not carcinogenic but I do know one thing for sure - I woke up the next morning with stinky fingers !!