Atop a major tall building on WALL ST, the LONGS are taking the plunge. There is a plank of formaldehyde flooring. They look down, aim for the dumpster, sell their stock assets they have left for their family,say any last farewells, and the day is done.
Good news for men. You can blame your silent releases on the floorboards. Whether or not there is formaldehyde in the flooring, the flooring does release gas. So, when the love of your life says "what's that smell", you can blame it on the flooring.
This is a public service announcement from Shorty Solidators.
Would you believe the shorts are going to put this company down again today ? If they keep going at the rate they did yesterday, the stock will be worth ZERO in two months. Are you going to let the shorty pants do this to you ?? Are you going to let them demolish your beloved company ?? Are you going to sell out your multi millionaire company owners who already sold a gag load of stock at twice what it is now ?
Today is BUY ONE SHARE DAY and hold on until we get a government bail out. Let's call our President Barrack to write an executive order to save the lumber stores. Let's hold hands and sing "Come Bye Yah" and "Give Peace a Chance". We can do this, boys and girls.
Hey - check this one out . . . LL . . . PERFECT !
We could turn this around.