Kansas is known for tornados and the once fresh air is being ruined by FORMALDEHYDE TORNADOS. Houses with new toxic flooring are ruining the tornados. The new tornados are now being named after Chinese flooring workers.
Shirley Chu says her man went from 3" to 7" soon after getting her new flooring. Shirley says "I can't fit a passenger bus into a car garage. My dainty slip only fits so much. Now I have to reroute the canoe"
Massive Formaldehyde is causing mutant unborn children in the black communities and they are aborting them by the truck load. Those that are born are VIOLENT, UNRULY, and CRUDE children. BLACK LIVES MATTER !
As the stock drops under $25 a share, there is a move to have a 5 to 1 reverse stock split. The good news, everyone will be fooled in believing the stock never dropped 80%. The bad news, it may go down to $50 a share after the merge.
Constipated seniors may benefit from FORMALDEHYDE laced flooring as it causes bowels to GUSH like a pressurized main pipe leak. Commodes may over flow due to this formaldehyde phenomena but at least these old locked up bowels will finally twitch out a gusher to keep our seniors regular.
The latest statistic is that high levels of Formaldehyde may be the cause of high rates of SUICIDE. Those who have had their homes refurbished with new flooring can look toward government programs that furnish ANTI-SUICIDE medication. Thank you Barrack Obama.
- They did NOTHING WRONG EVER
- There is NOTHING WRONG with the product
- 60 Minutes are DEMON POSSESSED
- The CEO and MANAGEMENT deserve a 100% PAY INCREASE
- Anyone who buys flooring anywhere else is EVIL
- Everyone should buy L-L flooring today
- The stock should be well over $150 a share
- All materials used by LL manufacturers are GRADE A and BETTER than all others
- Anyone who disagrees is a SATANIC WORSHIPER
Michelle picked it out.
It was the FORMALDEHYDE AND THE BOTOX COMBO that made her seem to be alive. Her last two boyfriends thought she was still alive when they popped her on the funeral parlor table.
from his flooring that made him do it.
. . . . have real estate agents going crazy with buyers saying they want receipts of where purchased and testing done. Home buyer Peter Salsburg says "No way I am subjecting my family to a toxic home for 400 thousand dollars".
Ever since our friends got their new flooring, the limp factor had been a problem. Lo and behold, they have all turned to VIAGRA. May I suggest a positive stock in response to the FORMALDEHYDE outcome - Pfizer. PFE , a wooden stock with SOLID GROWTH.
It's called Formahide Stakehoss & Wibs. They are opening in Toano, VA and promise to use all Chinese flooring and building materials in their construction. Their featured meal is called Bellameat. #$%$ Cho says " This will be a Lumby favorite."
my flatulent odors are masked so nicely by the Formaldehyde. She really has to nose up the crack to whiff an expelled puff.