Dr. Floyd Piffydo is premiere five star doctor that treats kidney failure in the Denver, CO northern quadrant at the Tushfine Clinic who exclusively works with homosexuals. He likes to be called Dr. P by his patients. While Dr. P life mission is to work with homosexuals, he is himself now normal, with an attractive blonde curvy Asian wife named Cherry Piffydo-Mia . Cherry is 11 years younger than Dr. P and is his assistant. They met two years ago at a Health conference where Keryx Biopharmaceuticals was making a presentation. Dr P says "When I saw Cherry, this changed my entire orientation. Then when she started explaining the benefits of Zenerex, I knew I had to have her. I immediately bought in on the KERX stock so I could tell her I was a big stock holder. When she saw my portfolio, our relationship went from KERX to KERXXX. We did a week long marriage and honeymoon in Vegas and it's been UP and UP ever since."
This hot tip was brought to you in part by Tushfine Clinic. Thank you Dr. P.
The Right Reverend Charlie Johnson of the inner city church called Holy Knowledge of the Good Word in Summerville, TN is tired of the Obama administration "keepin da black man down" . The Right Rev. Johnson says "We needa to giva the black manna da too(l)s to make it happena fo da black manna NOW ! Can you say AYE MEN to dis brother ? We needs the means to rightly investa in our livesa NOW !" At that point they passed the collection plate and raised $120,787.63. One of the elders of the church had a brother who works in Boston at a small pharmaceutical company called Keryx who suggested that if they wanted to quadruple their offering that they buy KERX stock. This happened over a year ago , they have doubled their money, and just broke ground on their new 400K church building that Right Rev. Johnson says will be completed & paid for, this time next year, in full , by their investment in KERX.
Facebook CROSSED the 666 line in going to $66.70 mark. This confirms that Mark Zuckerberg can beat that devil with a little help from his friends - YOU !!
ooooOOOO , I get by with a little help from my friends !
Yes folks , today it was discovered that SpillTheWine was signed on the computer at the mental hospital Andrea Yates the child murderer , has been housed in. Apparently Andrea was threatened by a former investor who owned a boat load of Keryx stock.
Andrea is soon to be released and can't wait to have the wine she has been missing. One of the orderlies of the hospital took notice of how Andrea would stalk the KEYX message board with frequency. At night she would scream hateful messages.
The former investor has said it is best not to engage in any way , shape, or form with Andrea as she is unstable and needs to be exposed.
It has been discovered that many of the inmates in the San Francisco prison have bought KERX in their stock portfolio with the hopes of coming out of prison with a big payout. The purchases were made back early last year where most of the inmates who invested have more than doubled their portfolio. There are investigations that found that Bartholomew Gossnog, who used to work at Keryx under an undisclosed female name . Judge Evenow is looking into confiscating profits since the tip came from Gossnog who had insider information on Keryx and has been insisting that the stock will soar to $35. Gossnog, who used to live in NYC was convicted of rape while vacationing in San Francisco in the gay district.
The jailed Bartholomew Gossnog was court ordered to sell his KERX shares at $15.50 to pay for his SEX CHANGE so he could become his desired sex. Bart wants to be renamed Barbie Goodness. The judge saw Bart's portfolio of only one stock when it was only $7.75 a share. Judge Manual Evenow declared that the tax payers should not pay for the sex change of a rapist and that he must sell he KERX at $15.50.
Bart was #$%$ off because he said KERX is going to $35 on a buyout. Bart and his attorney had an injunction on the ruling that was over ruled until last month. Therefor, it appears that today Bart sold KERX and will become Barbie.
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. . . . . can be used to cure all sorts of things. Just pinch their butts and out gushes the cure for a mild belly ache. Use one beetle for every 125 pounds and mix with your hot coffee. Wonder if KERX could capsulate this !