I never suspected you'd be one to lose faith in the Guru. You're a smart man and why your lack of trust in him is mystifying. You'll have to stick around and witness how it's done. He's a magician and will prove time after time he can pull rabbits out of a hat.
Why do you think Ruffturd is now working for him? It took him years and years to be convinced and it now appears he's finally sold on the Guru's investing philosophy. Ruffturd has moved to L A and now helps his mentor disseminate pamphlets at seminars. What a turn around.
Don't give up Ruffturd. Your educator will be back shortly from his long vacation. It's such a lonely world when he's gone. There's no one here that can fill his shoes. The Guru has provided you with such knowledge and enlightment over the years that it now becomes very difficult to get used to a board that's as inviting as watching grass grow.
You needlessly criticized him so harshly over time that I now doubt if he'll ever come back. You now have to pay for your sins. That will serve you right. Some people never learn their lesson.
Because you were so wrong with your predictions during the last elections, you are now resorting to a suppression of conservative votes. I've now heard everything.
Why don't you just admit you were wrong and off by a mile. Be a man.
No, Ruffturd. I don't want to bet and I'm not a betting person. I'm having too much fun watching you make a fool of yourself. You're under the impression that you're politically astute, but going by your laughable interpretations of the polls during the last election it made me aware of your ignorance. It's hilarious observing you from a distance as you always know better and is far superior than anyone else.
What is of note here is that you quickly recognized the name "Ruffturd" as being you. I had you pegged a little more obtuse than what you actually appear, but have to take my words back on this count. There are certain things that you perceive to be true and this is one of them.
Some people never learn the intricacies of being able to predict election outcomes. Ruffturd is one of them. During the last election he was off by a mile and is too dim-witted to have learned his lesson. He continues to make forecasts as if he's an authority in that field. Why he doesn't leave prognostications to those that are savvy in that area beats me. I assume he wants to feel important.
Ruffturd was equally making daily predictions about the Guru in years past. He would claim the Guru was talking to hear himself talk and that he (the Guru) had to be as smart as he was to make any money. After all, Ruffturd is supposed to be most versed in finances. He boasted of his successes and of having yachts and villas around the world. Guess what? In the interim, the Guru is making so much money that he's been around the world three or four times already while Ruffturd is still in his little cubicle eating KFC and ice cream.
How gullible can you be? Coming from you, that answer was more or less expected.
Bush spent a good part of his tenure lying to us. He wanted to keep us under the bed away from the onslaught of WMD so he could make a name for himself. His goal was to show GHWB (his father) how it would be done! The war after all, was going to be over in three days. Where were you all of this time?
Can't you say two words without implicating your educator in it? I rest my case. You're one sick puppy. Quit worrying about the Guru. The wacko you have to worry most about is you. You display bouts of psychosis without being aware of it. Get medical attention. You urgently need help. Get out of your cubicle. That will do you much good. Vary your diet. Leave the KFC alone for a month.
Best of luck to you as you contemplate your next move.
Santa_fe and your many monikers, you're one sick crackpot. To spend time spamming boards with such drivel tells us what type of demented bonehead you are. I'm glad you're a right winger. The left wingers would never accept you. You'd never qualify. We have enough of a jackass in our midst without you waltzing in. Grow up and find something useful to do. Try flipping burgers. You'll at least put bread on the table.
Your interest to this board started when the Guru made his entry here. You followed him to the Pfizer board like a small puppy would clutch to its mother. Be a man and admit it. You have never learned so much in your whole life. The Guru is currently away spending some of the easy money he's making by being an options expert. He will lose a few dollars here and a few dollars there, but on the whole he's victorious.
The kind of life you lead makes it tough on you right now. But take comfort in the fact that he'll be back shortly. Your educator cannot be everything to everyone. Have patience. There has to be more to life than just keeping tab on someone you idolize. With you it's an obsession.
Ruffturd, you who spends your whole day scanning this board, why don't you make yourself helpful by reporting all of the demented right wing bashers wasting everyone's time with anti Obama drivel?
As I recall, a few years ago, you would dedicate your entire time communicating with the Yahoo TOS Board about anyone whose ideology didn't jive with yours. In the course of a day you strove to get about twenty or so messages deleted. You policed this board like no one else could. Bubblyjoe's messages were summarily being deleted and so was your educator's if it didn't contain material agreeable to you. What is happening? You are getting quite mellow in your old age.
Is your doctor giving you milder medication or are you too busy cloning your idol Eliot Spitzer?
It doesn't matter how you try to hide Ruffturd, everyone here recognizes you. What gives you away is that you just can't remove "Fatso" from your mind. Yes, the Guru is indeed awe-inspiring. I've been telling you in almost all of my messages and you're finally just catching on. You're quite the dodo.
Quit misleading the readers on this board and tell them the truth.
Your weight and height, like everything else you've been telling us about your villas and yachts around the world is an outright lie. You are five foot three and weigh 325 lbs. Three hundred and twenty five pounds is tolerable on a six foot seven frame, but your height and weight combined make you appear like a freak. Accept it or give up the KFC and ice cream. Also, the pile of chicken bones by your chair may do you in some day. A fire would prevent you from making a quick exit and you would perish. Your neighbors would then chant "Good riddance." Is this what you want? Think about it.
Once you're gone, you will not be able to keep tab on the Guru, you know. Once you're gone, you're gone forever. There is no coming back!
Fatso is universally known as Fatso because the sick addict can't control his blubbery weight even with taxpayer covered lap band surgery. I'm 5´10" & 165#.
I'm starting to fully understand as to why you call your educator "Fatso". It's because you cannot tolerate anyone that has some resemblance to you. After all, there's quite a difference in height. You're five foot three and weigh close to three hundred pounds whereas your tutor the Guru is two hundred and seventy pounds with a frame of over six feet. Beside him you look like a freak of nature. And yet you have the gall to call him "Fatso." You're one of those that likes to put up a big front so as to conceal what you're really like. Sometimes this tactic works and sometimes it doesn't, depending on what kind of audience you have.
You're quite the guy Ruffturd. It's quite obvious that you've got much time on your hands. I'm however very flattered you would use my moniker to push your agenda. Thank you very much. Who can blame you for using other people's sobriquets when the alias Ruffturd describes you to a tee. I'd be ashamed to no end to have such a title. With you I suppose, to do anything dishonest and scheming is par for the course.
There's really not much dissimilarity between you and Bachus. You're both in the same bag. You go on and on in clueless vapidity about your tutor. We've heard the story about "Fatso" hundreds of times whereas Bachus and his many aliases spends his time disseminating untruths to further his aim. It's quite in evidence that both of you need to find a fulltime job. You are now getting on each other's nerves.
When you play big bucks like the Guru does, you can expect him to lose a few dollars here and there. When you're making money on other stocks, it's not the end of the world to not do so well on one item. You certainly make it sound like it is for him. One cannot be a winner all of the time on everything he carries out. I'm amazed that so many here see him as a God. What is he doing or not doing to have you hold him in such high esteem? I'm completely baffled as to why you and your friend Ruffturd expect him to be constantly in the winning column. Playing the market is a form of gambling as we all know. No one can be cocksure of where it will be tomorrow.
The Guru is however smarter than most. I wish I had a quarter of his brain.
As I recall during the last election, you were telling the readers that Romney would win easily. Remember how you were red-faced when you finally woke up and had to face reality.
The way I have it figured out is you're a "wait till next year" person. You are not informed because you read too much of Tonto.
Quit this nonsense of wasting everyone's time spamming the Pfizer board. You're acting like a five-year-old. There has to be better things to keep you occupied.
Now, get back in your high-chair and eat your porridge.
Yes, you did have much love for Bush, but was too chicken to fight his wars. Today your idol and his Vice President are wanted for war crimes. Also, you appear to be pretty happy with him running the country into the ground and leaving it in a mess. Heck this country may never recover from it.
Something tells me you have much free time on your hands. Why don't you donate some of it for the betterment of this nation? Or would you sooner remain idle and collect pokey?
Like I have said countless times, leave the Guru alone. He's currently on holidays and cannot defend himself. You appear to depend so much on him that you don't seem to know which way to turn. For heaven's sake , he'll be back at some point in time. Let him enjoy his holidays.
In the meantime, find other interests. The Guru cannot hold your hand forever. He has been unequivocally clear in his daily lectures for the past year when you should have been paying attention. Where was your mind when you were coming out with the "Shameless jackass" spam? If you weren't attentive to what he was saying, then it's your own funeral.