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cake_monkey_mayhem 484 posts  |  Last Activity: 20 hours ago Member since: Jun 22, 2009
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  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem 20 hours ago Flag

    Demejaundice, you should try that cut-n-paste thing instead of wasting your time crafting a summation which is akin to incoherent, intoxicated babbling.

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem 20 hours ago Flag

    Was that an attempt at a pun, or accepting that punting might be the right play to call? Maybe they'll run down the clock before kicking a field goal for the win which won't beat the spread...I don't think I'm scoring a touchdown with these, just trying to help you with the weak-side formation, you gotta get your receivers in motion before you run up the middle with metaphors or you'll never break loose for a huge gain. The chains have been moved and it's time to stop dwelling on being down 42 to 3, we've got a fresh set of downs midfield with plenty of time left on the clock, a whole lot of time left on the clock, way too much time left on the clock, but it's not time to leave the stadium, no sir, it's time to get some popcorn, and maybe an extremely overpriced beer that could only truly be enjoyed by someone who works two-hours (after taxes, etc.) to pay for that single, over-priced fizzy, yellow peewater....I'm not really into football, I just couldn't pass this up, you'll probably get defensive but it had to be run down the sidelines until pushed out of bounds.

  • Reply to

    thank you ccf

    by loner4799 Dec 19, 2014 8:38 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 22, 2014 7:28 PM Flag

    Oh smitty, give ole loner a break. He's not thinking straight due to hunger. He's been trying to make bar-b-que beans for a week, but the beans keep falling through the grill.

  • Reply to

    thank you ccf

    by loner4799 Dec 19, 2014 8:38 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 20, 2014 4:57 PM Flag

    And yet, you can't stop yourself from reading every post I make.

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    I have to hand ot to Bammy

    by booskiadam Dec 17, 2014 6:57 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 20, 2014 4:45 PM Flag

    Oh prodon, if only that were true, then I would get notifications of your replies.

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 10:33 PM Flag

    "we"? Is that a reference to all your other personalities? There are treatments for schizophrenia, not completely effective, but should reduce the domination and battle for control of you sub-personas AND reduce the amount of aliases you use to only 3 or 4 a day.

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 10:30 PM Flag

    "Attention all STBV shareholders, this is a must read...
    Join our grand Noetic Science experiment. Our goal is to raise the share price of STBV by springtime to $0.02 and we urge all to throw in their 'two cents' with us. The larger the group is, the stronger our influence will be.

    To some this experiment may seem strange, or hokum. But it cost you nothing and may yield grand riches.

    Every Sunday at 1 PM Eastern / 10 AM Pacific time we will all, for five minutes, revel in the feeling that the following things have already happened:

    - The spring thaw has started and STBV has been going crazy
    - Huge volume pushed it over two cents
    - STBV announces the Doobie-Dividend

    Know this, to make it rain people would come together and feel themselves dancing in the fresh mud. The mud wasn't really there yet, but they all share in the feeling that it was, and are grateful for it. Then, soon after, the rain starts to fall.
    That's the reason for the 'spring thaw', it is something that we already have an emotional attachment to because we've all experienced it. We know it will happen, and it has happened. It will help with obtaining the right state of mind, nay, right state of spirit to feel that the other things have already happened.

    Let's do this thing!"

    - Cake

  • I have tried over and over to post something, retyping it, and cut and pasting it, and in combination, but Yapoo! hasn't let me post it...One of the assigned censors for my posts must know that the experiment will work and they're trying to stop it.

    I will post it as a reply, stay tuned (If it doesn't go all at once I might have to post cryptic nuggets. Assimilate data and then spread the word).

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 10:19 PM Flag

    I don't want to promote Ocatapus, nor dissuade people from investing. I enjoy analyzing and puzzle solving...and pointing out steaming piles...Look, there's one now! --- prodon6200

  • Reply to

    have you peopke even read the phf

    by nmiamisam Dec 19, 2014 9:19 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 10:14 PM Flag

    Ah, that's why you post such false statements, you read a mysterious phf file instead of the pdf file released by Ocatapus.

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 10:12 PM Flag

    Nmiami, if you really want to promote Ocatapus it would be best if you just stop posting. Your garbled nonsense was amusing for a while, but the schtick is getting old.

  • Reply to

    thank you ccf

    by loner4799 Dec 19, 2014 8:38 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 10:05 PM Flag

    In an honest look we find combined afflictions world-wide to be around 100 million people. If they were to treat 10% of those people (10M), and if they were to get $100,000 for each of those treatments then that would be 1 Trillion. This ignores the costs they incur and the cut to the providers.
    Now consider how many patients would have to be treated per day to treat 10 million people. To do it in...
    1 year = 27,397 treated every day
    10 years = 2,739 treated every day for ten years. So it is feasible that (eventually) there would be 274 locations qualified and set up to offer treatment, and each could treat 10 people per day. So, eventually 1 million people could be treated each year. If Ocatapus received $100,000 per treatment that would be a $100 Billion/year revenue stream. If Ocatapus only garners $10,000 per treatment it is still a healthy $10 Billion/year revenue stream. Not profit, revenue, but it would be very healthy even on a conservative estimate...BUT that would be after going through further trials, and getting approvals, and getting 274 qualified treatment locations set-up and approved.

    If they get $50 million out of this offering they can get to the parking lot, but will still need more funds to get into the stadium, and more to get onto the playing field. Looking ahead to the day they start playing ball I find it likely to see the O/S at 200 million and a partnership taking a healthy cut of potential revenue stream.
    In 10~12 years they could then feasibly have a $5 Billion/year revenue stream and $1 Billion/year net profit. That would warrant a $20~30 Billion Market Capacity, or $100~150 pps. That is what I see as a best-case, realistic, if all goes really well, scenario...Of course, they could also have a Billion shares outstanding by that time and a $20~30 pps...and a lot could go wrong and they could cease to exist, making 0.00 pps.

    That's my two cents, take it or leave it.

  • Reply to

    thank you ccf

    by loner4799 Dec 19, 2014 8:38 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 9:07 PM Flag

    "at 1 % market penetration do you have any idea how much green that is ; factually it's in the trillions"
    Wow, trillions with an 's'. Let's say it's $7 Trillions, and do the math for your 'factually'...
    7,000,000,000,000 / 100,000 = 70,000,000 going to be treated, but that is treating only 1% of the afflicted according to loner4799. Hmmm, let's see, 70 million is 1% of what number? Oh yeah, 7 Billion. Apparently everybody on the planet is afflicted.
    Remember, just because you can't utilize math, reason, and logic, does not mean that others are as impaired.

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 12:18 PM Flag

    I shall bump myself and toot my own horn so that all will know why I get censored and automatic thumbs-downs on my posts. Honest assessment and accurate predictions.

  • Reply to

    who is buying

    by georgecostanza79 Dec 16, 2014 10:43 AM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 12:12 PM Flag

    Oops, I meant .02 for point number two

  • Reply to

    who is buying

    by georgecostanza79 Dec 16, 2014 10:43 AM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 19, 2014 11:56 AM Flag

    Yes, let's do this thing. Doyleran I am with you, except for three things; this is the STBV board and not NEOM, nobody will be able to actually feel STBV hitting a dollar so it's best to aim for 2 cents (there is a conditioned factor with 'two cents' that makes psychologically palpable), science never actually 'proves' anything. Science seeks to explain things and turn observations and repeatable outcomes into theories which can be used as basis for creating desired and predictable effects.

    That said, I am in favor of the experiment. We need to reach out to STBV shareholders and get them to join us in sharing not just belief, but revelling in the feeling that it has already happened. This must be felt the same by as many as possible for it to work, thus I have three points of focus:
    - The spring thaw has started and STBV is going crazy
    - Huge volume pushed it over .01
    - STBV announces the Doobie Dividend

    Remember, to make it rain people come together and feel themselves dancing in the mud that will come after the rain. That's the reason for the 'spring thaw' it is something that we already have an emotional attachment to, and we know it will happen, as it has happened. It helps with attaining the right state to feel the other things to have happened.

    Spread the word...and believe it as if it already happened...oh, and time, we should do it at the same times to maximize the affect. Once a week should do it, for at least 5 minutes each Sunday at 1 PM Eastern / 10 AM Pacific time.

  • Reply to

    6.66 How appropriate

    by donotbuythisjunkstock Dec 18, 2014 2:09 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 18, 2014 2:43 PM Flag

    Eek, it's $6.52 now, markcyr gave some good advice.

  • cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 18, 2014 2:37 PM Flag

    $6.55 my post was just spooky..."Like today, the MMs start off by covering some open short positions which shows up as volume and a rising pps, out of the gate. Then they sell short to the buyers at $7~$7.15 and then they will cover some those new positions $6.80~$6.95, then short a little more to new buyers and then sell some of their stash to help drive the pps down and then (if they get a little panic capitulation going) they will buy to cover around $6.40~$6.60. Afterwards they just let it sit and people looking to sell start dropping their asks because the buying has dried up and then it dips hard and the MMs cover some more at the end of the day.

    BTW Some brokerages that showed OCAT as Nasdaq listed yesterday are showing it as OTCQB today."

  • Reply to

    Blah blah blah

    by cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 17, 2014 12:30 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 18, 2014 2:32 PM Flag

    "space cake ape
    Once again, I resemble that remark."

    Inconceivable...You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • Reply to

    Blah blah blah

    by cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 17, 2014 12:30 PM
    cake_monkey_mayhem cake_monkey_mayhem Dec 18, 2014 2:26 PM Flag

    I actually only post as cake_monkey_mayhem because yapoo defaults it to that, although my original alias was eatacake, which latter I changed to eataspacecake (prompted by discussions about bad science in sci-fi movies), and the final morph came about when posting facts about Genta and was likened to the resident truth-telling forewarner (aka 'basher') whose nom de plume was sock_monkey_mayhem.
    And you? I count at least 6 that you use regularly on this board.

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