Well, folks it's obvious that it took dickgasinu 14 years to obtain that BS from U of M he proudly swore he has. That pretty much sums up the intelligence level on the short side.
Wasting mommy and daddy's money at college for 14 years to get some sort of BS (in what field, pray tell?), and then being proud about it! That is just too funny. So which "M" was it that allowed dickgasinu to hang around for 14 years? Sounds like a character straight from Doonesbury.